Dizzy

I'm feeling dizzy right now. If I stand up, I want to fall over. If I sit down I want to stand up, then want to fall over. If I lay down it's difficult to type, and if I can't type I can't be on the Internet. If I can't be on the Internet then why am I not standing up and making a sandwich or something? It's because I would want to fall down. Also, I just ate. I ate Chinese food. Chinese food is good, but it makes me feel a little wonky. A little tired. A little bloated. A little dizzy. I can't decide if the world is spinning around me or if my head is just spinning around with disregard to its tethered state. If I close my eyes and analyze it, I probably ave more typos because I can't see and correct them as I type. Opening my eyes now. I was right. Once again, I must stress as mentioned in a previous post, I am not British, though I used the semi-word "ave" which would be the cockney pronunciation of the word "have", and not in fact an abbreviation for the word "avenue". I'm not going to lie, I was impressed just now by my correct first-guess on how to spell abbreviation. It's not a word one uses often, and one that I wasn't sure one (I) could spell. I can. Huzzah! (I'm not a 14th century Brit.) I forgot to talk about what I was feeling when I closed my eyes to analyze the dizziness, and now I forgot the results of my analysis. I will close my eyes again. Wathch out for typos again. Okay. Eyes are now closed. Definitely the world spinning around me. Well...rotating. Clockwise. And not just twthe world, but also my body. My head is like the...what is it called...? The center point of a circle? The...I think it is just center point. Okay, so my head is the center pont of a circle and my body is like the second hand. So really my head is like the mechanical axis of a clock and my body is like the second hand. Remember, eyes closed. Tpos galore I'm sure. Opening my eyes again. Yup. Typos. Little red squiggly lines in four different places. "Ave" isn't one of those places. Must think I mean the abbreviation. Spelled it right again, without looking. I'm dizzy.